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Apparently, this is a chain of mid-range Chinese business hotels, though perhaps only a local one - I'd never heard of it before.
If I'd known this, I wouldn't have booked. It has all the vices you expect of this kind of hotel: rooms and corridors with a pervasive stink of cigarettes, no facilities beyond the room itself, no staff help or room instructions in English other than the seriously overpriced laundry order sheet!
And if that was a "Premier" room, I dread to think what their "Standard" may be like! Well, to be fair, the rooms all seem comfortable and clean.
The BIG problem, however, is the noise. The hotel is right next to a major elevated highway, and has no double glazing. In fact, it has windows with particularly thin and ill-fitting glass that rattle every time a vehicle goes past. The rooms at the front are utterly unusable - the traffic is deafening! I managed to get switched to a room at the rear for a small additional fee, but the noise is still pretty bad there; so, I decided to leave after two nights of the six I'd originally booked.
I would have left immediately if I could; but I arrived too late on the first night to find I would have left immediately if I could; but I arrived too late on the first night to find anywhere else; and on the next day I couldn't easily book a new hotel because it took me ages to get my in-room wi-fi working. Even the Chinese punters looked disappointed: there were no steamed buns, no dumplings, no noodles, no scrambled eggs; basically, only congee - and particularly watery and unappetising congee, at that.